if your leaving for the weekend then im farting on your pillow
question. what would be the least awkward way to ask your one night stand if he came inside of you because you would really prefer not to have his illegitimate lovechild. hypothetically.
I just had sex with a black guy. He told me I had a big dick. I think that's God's way of saying it's okay to be gay.
i just made a girl do the walk of shame. as a bumblebee. i love halloween.
i guess its officially winter break. i woke up alone and fully clothed this morning.
tailgaiting my last final, a perfect sendoff.
I fucked him in a hamburger. literally. he has a hamburger bed.
Ironically her ferret's toys look like her sex toys.....this is a whole new level of kinky for me
He started telling people I was Stephen Hawking's son. When that didnt fly he switched to Tony Romo's cousin
She just fell in the river. Meet us downstream with the bottle.
maybe these stereotypes wouldn't come up if you would stop taking body shots off another
Haha its fine we ask know it. He's still cool thought
Focus on the keyboard man. Focusssss
the last time I drank tequila I ended up riding your skateboard nude down the street... so yeah, I'll have a few shots.
My dog is now used to me drunk singing and sleeps through it. I don't know how I feel about this
Wow I really just sharted up in this Kroger
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