There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
covered in glitter, my cheek hurts, and theres a handprint on my face. Would i do it again. Absolutly
respond to me or i'm telling everyone that you inserted a vodka soaked tampon into your anus
Im eating ham and mustard naked, watching south park, but its totally cool cuz the paper plate is covering my nuts
he said he "kind of had sex before.. Barely" i think it was one of those situations where you slide into home and get tagged out.
Its kinda awkward hearing him say the food taste like ass considering what he did last night.
Once again there IS no outside bathroom. Never has been, that is the balcony
You would be married by May if you put half as much energy into getting straight guys as you do into getting gay guys
please tell me why my pillow is wearing your thong...
...i wondered where i left that...
Wow. This hand sanitizer smells awesome. It's like I just gave a handjob to a fruit basket.
i've never been that scared in my life. i ran naked into the corner and he just stood there trying to shield his boner from the light.
He would have to make magical things happen in my nether regions to actually make me vote republican.
I was just laughing and almost crying after I orgasmed, and then almost crying because I was laughing so hard. That's new.
Does he think you're psycho?
Officially...... yes.
I am currently in a U-Haul truck right now. Going to a party. I hate myself.
He invited to drink but spelled forties wrong so no thx
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