His vagina is bleeding blood all over the court
How's tricks little girl?
Trix are for kids, old man.
I justed realized that the word 'turd" is present in saturday
She pulled a cheeseburger out of her purse. I have missed her so much.
Yep just saw a license plate that read "taint 2" which implies there is a "taint 1". Only in Florida
i don't remember but I assumed it was bad when I woke up with directions from his house to mine already pulled up on my phone
she just threw a smoke bomb in an elevator and ran down 9 flights of stairs to see it at the bottom.
My family just legit passed around a fifth of Maker's Mark. Also, this is sort of a Thanksgiving tradition. Also, Maker's Mark is really good.
I mean, I'm not looking for prince charming. I'm looking for the glass slipper of dicks.
Somehow ed fucked carrie while purposely not saying a single word to her all night. He just nodded and smiled.
Would it have been easier if he talked to her?
Yeah, but i bet him he couldn't do it. Now he gets a free taco bell combo of his choosing.
Seriously, I am going to crawl in a hole, sew my vagina shut, and spit acid on any man that comes near me.
he said he was going grocery shopping but when he came back all he had was a jumbo bag of pancake mix and case of beer.
the essentials, lol
I hooked up with a blind guy last night... he's clapping in order to find his way around our apartment
I'm in the line at Chipotle thinking: "What combo will best prepare my body for the open bar I'm going to subject it to tonight?"
Just walked past the field playing Jesus music with a fanny pack full of condoms and beer. Happy Sunday.
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