thought so. i woke up and he was playing with my eyeliner. I MAKE GREAT CHOICES.
Do you think Conan would leave his wife for me?
Just keep my face away from hard objects. And by that I do not mean erect penised.... those are totally fine. It's more just things like rocks, table edges, blunt objects, etc so I don't get another concussion.
I'm gonna keep a minimum of five drink promise to myself
You mean maximum 5?
I AM VODKA MAN
Do you understand how hard it is to go down on a guy underwater? Didn't think so....
I just woke up naked next to a GetGo sandwich and I can hear my cats are eating my combos. So that's my life.
I think I've forgotten how to blink. Help plz?
And then the night went full on bisexual.
We were 6 minutes into the movie before we realized the whole movie was spoken in Italian. That level of stupidly-ripped
Get your ass back to America. We've got a lot of drugs to do.
I'm drinking apple juice and champagne while watching crossroads..like the classy bitch that i am.
Get over your kidney infection all ready. You have been sober for too long.
He fucked the hangover right out of me. That good.
The cat just brought me a bottle opener. I think she's my soulmate.
I'd ask how but then you'd tell me.
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