woke up 7 floors down in the lobby...i my underwear. New high or new low?
New experience?
And then a tiny penis fell out of my purse
i went to throw her on my bed and threw her straight in to my bike
I'm scared at the amount of beastiality in this conversation.
The drunk teletubby stumbling out of the place tipped me off..
yeah, she started doing yoga and cocaine....looks good on her.
So did u puke in his bathroom or all over his Olympic medals? Please say medals...
I think the multiple Sunday morning sirens outside my window are a plot by the cops to get back at me for the shit we pulled last night. Or I should move to a better area.
Sorry we couldn't "turn off the mirrors." How're you feeling today?
He kissed my hand AND my forehead. I don't think this virginity business is for heartless whores like us.
Faces of meth called, they want their look back.
So instead of asking me for my number, he asked for my dad's because he wanted to "thank the man that helped create those tits."
I have a third degree burn on my inner thigh from the blunt dropping on me in the car
I forgot wine drunk hurts
Well, I have no idea where my underwear is, so yea I would say it was a good weekend.
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