glad you had fun, i did too. am rubbing aloe on my butt now.
Partly cloudy chance of praying to the porcelin gods
so I found out that he is the older brother of a friend of mine from high school
awkward
no it got awkward about 40mins later when he invited me to stay the night...with him and his girlfriend.
We made a drinking game out of poaching eggs. When did our life turn into a really awesome version of Top Chef?
Just made everyone at my party download the vuvuzela app for iPhone, the neighbors absolutely HATE us
My fridge broke, and apparently the back is missing. The repair guy just fixed it with a pizza box. I didn't ask where the box came from, but it wasn't mine. Reason #20 why rent is cheap.
Consider it an appointment to improve my blow job capabilities.
after the fucking you spent twenty minutes vomiting naked and shaking your dick at my roommates. luckily, i don't remember that, or i'd have to be really insulted.
We did hand stand push-ups while beer bonging. Its now a thing
How drunk do you guys plan on getting?
We wrote our addresses on our arms for the cab driver, what do you think?
I don't know if should be sitting on a toilet or kneeling in front of it
You had 10 drinks. On a first date.
I just masterbated then started bawling.
Never play truth or dare with a girl who carries a dildo in her purse. I'll never go to a Denny's again.
How do you teach a grown ass men how to fuck? Why is good sex so hard to find these days?
I know this shouldnt be a problem, but there are too many women hitting on me. I dont know what to do
woke up this morning to a baggy full of adderall and two redbulls..i'm gonna marry this guy one day
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