i think i have herpe
just one?
You can now add 30,000 feet to the places where I have puked
stalking is really helping my grade.. I followed him to a review session tonight
The bride says you won't want any of the single ladies...
Let's let the open bar be the judge of that.
Of course, you get to fuck all night while I'm stuck in the girls bathroom sucking a limp dick for coke
I made out with Jen. We were naked. I'm still gay. Forever
He sent me a picture of myself smashed completely butt naked passed out on the couch and said "at least I'll have these memories"
Yeah, surprised you made it on time this morning. Remarkable, considering 2 hours ago you were pretending to be talking window curtains.
I don't know what I'm more pleased with, the blowie last night or that fact that there's still 20 dollars in my wallet
Pizza and koolaid didn't even make me feel better. This hangover means business
Being able to fart in my own house is like 90% of why I pay rent
My roomate had an hour long melt down about her life choices not realizing I was in the middle of having sex... So yea it went pretty horribly.
Having sex with him is like eating mayo. Don't think about it, just do it. It's worth it.
I'd invite you over to drink but then I wouldn't be drinking by myself.
I miss the pre Covid days when we could meet men in bars. Hitting on guys in the grocery store is just depressing
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