batman just walked across the sidewalk
lay off the drugs
no for real he was wearing a cape
He looked way older than 15. He probably thought that since I have braces I was 15. Fuck. The 6 year age gap is never to be spoken about. Especially because what happened constitutes as illegal.
watching elf naked is so much better than watching it with clothes on .
Whos eating a bunch of acid and watching fireworks tomorrow? This guy. Thats who.
He got kicked out 3 times. I have no idea how he kept getting back in. I saw him walking on the highway the next morning.
A talk about Arizona woman's rights politics has never turned to sex so quickly before.
He was still there when I ran half naked into my suitemate's room where she was skyping her boyfriend and I started singing I JUST HAD SEEEEX
Well, I made it all the way to the gas station. And from there, I begged a cab driver who was parked outside, to give me a piggy back ride the final 2 blocks to my apartment. I wasn't in the cab. Didn't have to pay. Drunk me is smart, and very lazy.
Awareness is good for change and all, but ignorance is bliss. I like bliss.
Well for decently drunk, in the woods, last-person-i-should-be-hooking-up-with sex, i thought it was pretty good.
Is posting a pic on insta of my previously dyed blue pubes socially acceptable?
Is it bad that I have more guilt over drunk eating Doritos than hooking up with my ex's best friend last night?
On the bright side, only one more day until we aren't sober anymore.
He had a vasectomy. I think I'm in love.
Does going to a local bar count as taking part in Small Business Saturday? Asking for a friend
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