It doesn't have to be a walk of shame...just pretend he took you to breakfast.
No one shows this much boob at breakfast
the quote on the bathroom wall was "stop reading this and focus on peeing" and i realized i'd peed on the seat.
Wtf. Who made this Big Mac, Helen Keller?
Ed hardy stationary at walmart. I'm betting snookie wishes she knew how to write
I'm sitting in class drinking a forty out of a paper bag. No ones said anything yet. I think my professor is trying to ignore me. Better start yelling louder.
I don't know how but I have our hotel room door handle in my purse... this can not be good
sorry about having a shotput competition with your microwave, seemed like a good idea at the time
just walk of shamed past a man riding a bike. RIDING A BIKE. what a wholesome life he must lead.
Is it ironic that the girl with the horse face is also on the equestrian team?
I ended up with bruises on the back of my knees. Tell me again how I did this?
We're gonna have screwdrivers in a cab at 4am?
Is that weird?
so I am that guy with the red solo cup in class. someone has to step it up.
You are the tramp this city needs, but not the one it deserves.
Talked to the dude for a hour . I now know where he lives, his occupation, his goals, his dreams and what his dick looks like.
apparently ive been in a long term relationship for the past 1 1/2 years w/ out knowing
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