I'm pouring my heart out in these texts and you're going around showing everyone???
U Should have said " it's ok baby most girls Sh*t when I do that.
Bought a water-proof vibrator. Rubber ducky is no longer the one that makes bathtime so much fun.
Dont even try and act like it wasn't you who made the sex tape of my dogs.
she pinky promised me she was 18
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I need you to use more vowels.
i'm currently connecting with my tribal roots aka i just found my recorder from 3rd grade music class... be ready for the recording
So i know i shouldnt being spending random large amnts of money...but i just bought a sword.
He ripped off his socks and ran around the basement barefoot. His feet turned black. Then he chugged Parmesan cheese. He chugged dry cheese dude.
I was woken up in my old house by the new residents ... I don't even have a Key anymore
So you'd go straight for a fat chick with cheese on her tits?
Yes.
tried to suck my ex boyfriends dick last night at a bar... Happy homecoming from me to you
I'm gonna snort this pill I found on the ground cause that's how classy I am. Watch football and eat Beef jerky. Domesticated at its finest.
I didn't think this needed to be said, but our sexts are an emoji free zone
i like beer, sex, and cooking. what more can he want?
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