Sarah, plain, and tall I adore you
if only i could text you this smell
i looked at dads computer and apparently he was looking at job ads on craigslist and the only one clicked that turned purple said "GET PAID TO MASTURBATE"
dude i dnt kno how, but i think theres a tampon in my butt
why would she cut her hair? she needs all the distractions possible from those texas-sized gums and horse teeth.
And then I chipped his tooth because I got too into it. Helloo, single life.
She told me I reminded her of the fair. And she wanted to deep fry my dick and eat it.
I think he's on the stoner protein diet. I just saw him, at 3 am, spreading mayo on a slice of deli ham and sprinkling salt on top.
My mom just set up beer pong in the dining room for family game night. and you ask why I'm still living at home.
And next time please put a text between discussing my orgasms and discussing your son - that was weird.
The bartender just hugged us goodnight. I think we go there too often.
We woke up in the room with a hamburger patty on the bed side table, one bun across the room, and the other bun under my pillow. Still don't know who ordered room service.
i think god would be more upset with me for turning down such a beautifully crafted cock than he would for me liking girls
And he came all over himself. At least he didn't ruin my new lulus.
Actually though that could've been bad.
And our sex soundtracks thus far have been metal and Star Wars
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