So how Liz Lemon is this? I bring a boy home, we get in bed, and I realize there's a lean pocket wrapper in the sheets.
Buhtt sex?
Apparently I signed "I love you" on my bar tab last night.
"reccomended dose" hasn't been in my vocabulary for quite some time.
Just walk-of-shame'd past fifteen little girls at summer camp. Take a good look girls, I am you in twelve years.
If everything I've heard is true, then she's lost her virginity three times
No, I googled it. Apparently, male thongs are the next snuggy and a lot of guys love wearing them for the support.
Oh god he's like Julia Roberts in pretty woman... And I'm the one who's gotta make a lady out of him.
Pretty sure I'm going to hell because of our friendship
Last one there wins
Lmfao I'm not trying to have a pissing contest over acid with my mom.....
If throwing a bottle across the bar, hitting a skank in the head and not getting caught was an Olympic event, you'd bring merica the gold every time
See! Theres potential!
Oh yeah. All good relationships start with a threesome.
You make any dick jokes involving sushi and there WILL be consequences.
Sushi is fucking sacred in this house and I will kill you if you try and taint that.
I think I may be going on too many job interviews. I've started to bring up Shonda Rhimes in my interview answers.
i look like i'm walk-of-shaming but i'm really showered and re-clothed and rallying. i fool everyone
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