Yeah...you.wanna.hang.out.tomorrow?My.space.button.is.broken.
It's fine actually... I'm pretty sure he had the crookedest weiner in the world anyway.
Like he had it hanging in the wind and you just decided, "nope, I don't think that one's for me." ????
God no! I could just feel it. His clock said it was 8:00 when, clearly, it should have been midnight.
Let's perk you up. I have a good PG joke and a picture of my penis while urinating. You pick.
Fact: Telling a guy he has erectile dysfunction doesn't solve the problem.
Leaving the dealer's house. He just gave me a sincere hug and said good luck. This cant end well.
I have no valid justification for peeing in your kitchen, but I don't think it's worth breaking up over.
She is singing the swedish chef song and throwing utensils. I love this place
the wall and i were having dominance issues.
Just played slippy cup. Flip cup plus slip n slide. What did you do with your fourth of july?
I asked for my Beats earbuds back and he sent me a pic of them tied around his penis. Now I miss both my great ear buds and his great dick
Shroomed with my best friend'a dad at his wife's surprise birthday party so you can say I have experience in the field
Drinking from the bottle. In bed. Making dinosaur noises. Oh man.
We got kicked out of yet another strip club because your mom wanted to "show these kiddies how it's done"
where did we go last night? there's dollar bills all over my room & they're all wet.
Nothing personal but yes I would be suspicious If I saw 3 guys and 2 girls in the same bathroom stall together
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