The way white people respond to them, you'd think Journey was the president of Caucasia.
hey I'm just gonna fall asleep in the bathroom at the library call me when you're done with class
Just bought a german beer stein with tuition cash. no regrets
Washing vom off hardwood, so much easier than carpet. Thank you adulthood!
All I wanted was a quiet evening to masturbate and eat cake and instead you ruined it by bringing girls over.
sick fucks of a feather flock together
i can't believe he threw up on you. Well thats what you get for being DD. I used the sombreros as a shield!
We're gonna have screwdrivers in a cab at 4am?
Is that weird?
I threw up in a mitten on my drive home. Wow.
Remember when we used to go to the bathroom to do drugs together? Now it's to help you with your spanx.
He's writing a strongly worded email to Trojan right now
I TOLD YOU THE BARESKIN CONDOMS WEREN'T AS RELIABLE.
Can't trust a bar that doesn't have fireball
do me a favor, I need this weekend off so can you work your magic and blow my boss again?
I think he knows I took a picture of him. Why I don't get punched in the face more often is anyone's guess.
BABE I MISS YOU SO MUCH LIKE THE SADNESS OVERWHELMS BONER ABILITY
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