Gayer than 8 guys blowing 9 guys
wow, that really makes you stop and think.
I just spent the past twenty minutes checking out a girl who turned out to be a mannequin. I need AA.
You were jumping on the trampoline and screaming that you couldn't feel the fire.
We learned a lot about one another. I showed him around the town I grew up in and he informed me that he has had a threesome and killed a cat
Lesson of the night- sweaty dick can get stuck to ice, and require medical attention.
I took 20 bucks from you because when I woke up I saw more of you than I ever wanted to see bro.
Totally acceptable.
my boss just accepted "because it's 4/20" as a legitimate reason to take Friday off
That is NOT what pussyfooting around means. Try that again with your toe and I break it off.
I feel like getting drunk at the airport is sort of a rite of passage into adulthood, but maybe i should reserve that occasion for a flight thats not just 1 hr
Please brint me miilk. I am on the floor but my door is open. Thank you, i appreciate u verry much.
Guy hitting on me at bar is guy who's Craigslist ad we laughed at the other night. Not even kidding.
I now have a full length bright red cape in my possession. Best sex trophy ever.
I'm just gonna yell "SURPRISE ME" and see what happens. No way this could go wrong
yeah....try hearing them in person. it sounds like two muppets going at it
just spent the last 20 minutes cleaning out the soap dispenser. fuck. me. adderall.
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