just do it
fine only cuz shes asian
Ok im wearing a joe flacco jersey and full stick on unibrow and hardly anyone else dressed up omg
Omg suz!! take the unibrow off
No! im just getting hammered instead
The shirt is mine, the pants are mine, the bra not so much
I really think my calling is to star in a Live Links commercial
no homo or anything but the way you were dancing with that girl gave me a boner
Just got a script for 120 vicodin with 6 refills. I feel like michael jackson.
I could make treat bags
If they ask for a stool sample we r no longer friends.
Some guy shouted fuck america during the national anthem, i decked him. They threw him out. USA USA USA!
I know this is random but to this day I regret not having sex with you on that atv on the top of that mountain underneath the American flag.
it's graduation. he's gonna get congratulations slash emotional i cant believe youre leaving me sex.
Okay, I just got to our real hotel and the YMCA may have been a better choice. A man w/ no shirt on
How's everyone else's ass tattoo today?
Turns out that Irishman put my panties under his pillow afterward. Thanks?
Sitting in a waiting room with 15 children has me contemplating if I ever want to have sex again...
i believe in u and ur pee
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