Its not drinking alone if you got Tiger on the Wii.
Holy cold harsh reality of sobriety batman
he said he wished he had more hands so he could firmly hold my boobs.
well you haven't lived until you've been 86'ed from a family restaraunt
I got my period while he was fingering me , I knew it because I never get that wet.
Did u at least say sorry?
We are not in the same countries and I heard about your hook up last night BEFORE you.
I have yet found the courage to put pants on. No judgement thursday led to no shower friday and now no pants saturday. God i miss college.
Apparently we both projectiled on Erin at the same time.
That's some true roommate bonding right there.
its been so long even thinking about having a dick inside me makes me sore
I'd say it's a shame and a disservice to the world that we can't stay drunken shitshows to infinity
I've watched enough of my roommate's imported Japanese satellite to know when the exchange students are calling me a whore.
I should just black out in my front yard again- that was a great nights sleep.
I don't care if he got kidnapped by a cult one time he is a dick
This morning was so rough I can't even. I was cutting up vegetables for my omelet on the floor. THE FLOOR. I sat on the floor because I felt like I was gonna vom.
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