Omg! Love it! Cant find L*****
What!!?? Like after last night you lost her?
Yea me and L***** came back to out hotel at 3am to regroup then went back out; police and 2 bars later, I don't know what happened. Vegas is nuts!
I'm at a bar that has girls so awful looking even you would not have sex with them.
Well... I doubt that.
Contrary to popular belief alot of woman do actually enjoy sucking cock.
i just ran into our bio chem professor at the bar. apparently, he doesn't follow the "no slapping your students' asses" rule.
The movie was so bad she gave me two blowjobs. Two.
she wanted to watch hairspray while we fucked. she's obviously your kinda girl, dude.
shes got that 'its my party i can do meth if i want to' mentality. i like that.
And she was like "I wanted you all for myself, to love you, and treat you like gold."... See this is why I shouldn't fuck Italian chicks...
I don't go on dates. I watch tv and play with dicks. dinner is a situation.
No, we talked about it. They're cool with me living here as long as I sleep with them both.
You're a rent hooker.
i'm having the hardest time convincing my roommates to go dumpster diving for pizza with me. i really miss you..
Jacked up my neck and shoulder hanging on for dear life while I rode him like a boss. Plus my house smells like broccoli, bad! How's YOUR morning?
I did the walk of shame this morning and his mom hugged me in the driveway
I feel like with a dick like that he could of done more with it
I’m gonna stop you right there. The last time you had a “brilliant” idea, I woke up to my kitchen covered in flour and a javelin through my tv.
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