I'm thinking of having one or both of my boobs out. They're small but they're mighty.
just shaved my legs at the gas station bathroom before going to the club. is that too ghetto?
im doing shots everytime lil jon says it in the song shots....blackout town here i come
She had been watching Bad Girls Club where the annoying girl always says "I RUN L.A.". After she got wasted she kept going up to strangers at the bar yelling "I RUN FAYETTEVILLE." I peed in her drink.
She's like the little sister I never had ... except for the fact we're having sex.
Why the FUCK can i grow hair on my big toes but not on my chest?
I just got licked by a stripper, not so great anymore.
I obviously couldn't but this on your fbook wall. I would get judge. I would willingly get tbagged by him. You can quote me on that.
ummm im also counting the $14 dollars I gave the old guy to pay for the cab I called for him to take to the hospital last night as part of ur present.
I may have tried to encourage people to play a new game I invented last night. I called it Super Quarters. Like regular quarters, only using an AA medallion.
This is the Taco Bell dump we've all been waiting for.
How do we stop her downward spiral?
Wine. For us.
we watched a porno and made a drinking game out of it. best first date ever.
Do you think I could use my teacher of month Award to get free drinks?
Foreplay went from me being a bank teller and him a customer to us actually having to go to the bank so we would make rent
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