i just google searched 'can you pop your ovary'
operation "beaches make me wet" is a go
Her breakfeast in bed consisted of half a pop tart that I didn't want, and water that I slipped birth control into... Who says chivalry is dead?
I just heard someone say "gosh-darnit" and they didn't have a southern twang. I worry for New York.
She's lying on the sidewalk wailing that she is gonna die alone, with hundreds of strangers watching us, and also we lost Kate, . Please help me
her mom went out of her way to book us a room with separate beds... her level of gay denial is in beast mode
Just tried to dig out holes in my mattress for my boobs so I could be comfortable lying down on my stomach
I don't have time to shower before my passport photos...your cum is all over my hair...that's with me for 10 years now
I'm the catering manager, it's not my job to stop 2 teenagers from fucking in the bathroom. I couldn't bring myself to stop that sort of young romance anyway, that's what I pay you people for
I've talked to too many cops in one week and I haven't even committed any crimes. I hate the suburbs
It was a good hour of moans, penis compliments, smacks, and what sounded like someone running in flip flops
I should probably add her on Facebook for as much as I cheat off her in Physics, huh?
I've peed in two sinks in the past two weeks. No one should be able to say that.
"You can have sex in my class, just stay quiet. I don't like noise." My professor... Shall make for an interesting semester.
I woke up this morning hand cuffed to the bed with three bruised ribs and Amy written in lipstick on my chest... what happen lastnite??
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