So my roomate was sunbathing this morning on the porch with a sock covering his penis
Sounds like a really classy character....
He is classy. It was argyle.
one day I'm really going to regret not using the boners I got in planes and cars
She's NOT homeless...she graduated early.
Last day of classes. 1st day attending every class. I'm proud of myself
yes he's amazing in bed. he made me like, black out. everything went black it was weird. so yes, i'd fuck him again. plus, he has every season of buffy on dvd
Whoa, Gary Coleman died
Whatchu talkin bout?!?!
Too soon.
He noticed there was ketchup on his shirt and took it off. Noticed there were people there and put it back on. Then he saw the ketchup again. He must have taken his shirt on and off about 6 times
I must say your penis is just as photogenic as you
She lost her glasses and we found them on the roof. Don't ask questions. Kings cup was intense last night.
He's basically me if I was an 8-yr-old boy. It's like looking into a pudgy terrifying mirror
this dude, we had a connection. he kept smiling at me. it's like he knew i was gonna facebook stalk the fuck out of him
I am going to be so excited tomorrow when I find this box of crayons in my purse
Using my graduation announcement box as a table to roll a blunt on. I've official stopped giving a shit about senior year
Uhmm, it's called hentai.
I DON'T CARE WHAT IT'S CALLED I DON'T WANT TO SEE IT ON MY WORK COMPUTER
Make sure you wash your hands. That seagull you threw was very sick.
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