? is bags or t-bags slang for scrotum?
jesus mom
Tall, dark & handsome can suck my short, pale & awkward dick.
Mental picture: Us at a bar keeping it classy shot gunning PBR's in the corner.
That was a good example of when keeping it real goes right
I was mid-pee and he walked in, claimed he was looking for his phone, and then asked if we could hook up since we were finally alone.
so yall hooked up?
He's drunk and putting on a tie for the jimmy john's delivery guy
I am at 2.05 miles in under 11 minutes. So either this thing is broke or I should always work out wasted.
Hahaha I asked him about her bjs and he said "I would not wish that on anyone"
he said something along the lines of "fish can smell fear"
My liver is crying. And I feel like I got fingered by Edward Scissorhands. While he was wearing brass knuckles
Please come back. She just stuck her bloody band-aid to Zach's face, has a fire extinguisher, and is talking about tornados hiding.
We had sex in the bathroom. Good sex. Toilet breaking sex.
I will now send you explicit pics of mine and her genetalia bound together forever in the devils dance that is sexting.
Can I just skip the lesson I have planned for tomorrow and just teach my students about Prohibition using my impending hangover?
This is why american education is failing
Also he didn't buy condoms after we ran out last week. Luckily I had one, but I told him he should be more optimistic about getting laid
one more hour of this work bullshit and I'm off to get high with your cat.
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