You make homosexuality sound like a cult.
not sure what to think.... picked her up and her dad says "if you take her home, you'll regret it"
we talked for like an hour, i feel like we really bonded. i mean i was simultaneously giving him head but you get the point.
he had his head down and said he was listening for the buffalo, he had to still be drunk.
Just checked my recent transactions online. Between the hours of 1 and 3am on September 30th, I went to 7/11 4 times. Unacceptable.
Yep we found him face down in my sister's bathroom begging for blowjobs without mustard
Couldn't see or hear that well because she hit me on the back of the head with a bat. That is my excuse. Also the gin.
New rule. Every time you and I have a disagreement that lasts longer than 10min, while in a bar, we'll have a shot. Figure we'll eventually start agreeing sooner rather than later...
Have you picked out a bathroom stall in which to fuck? Since you've got all this free time before her plane lands...
Xanax and cookies, it's good to be home
I once took a shot of lighter fluid.. That's not a secret just a fucked up story
There's nothing like a guy talking about your vagina as if it's delicious food to make your day better.
I came twice and when I was done I petted his head and said "you did good kid you did good" and just laid back smiling. Tell me I'm not awesome.
Maybe for you. You don't have to clean the melted butter off the stove. I LOST THE SPECIAL SEASONINGS.
If there's someone that knows accidental pantlessness, it's Mike.
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