I saw those LARP guys in the street again. One is hot, the other looks like Corey Fieldman's retarded son.
Skinny jeans should not be made in size 14. Then, it's just a lie.
And if not, hey- I've never had a restraining order before, so that will be cool
It could be our claim to fame
Done. I'll pack a cooler.
Stop making all the ice cubes only big enough to fit in your bong. It takes like 3 trays for a glass of ice water
Does he know anything about your personal life besides what you look like without clothes on?
It's his sex noise. "I'm gonna cu-THE LORD IS MY SHEPARD AND I SHALL NOT WANT"
Except if I'm having sex. In which case you're in the bed with us or out of the room. No halfsie participation.
Well my summer started by me waking up in a tube on the side of the pond this morning with 2 of my friends. So that's good..
I like how zombie Abe Lincoln and hooking up with a girl were on your same thought process.
He keeps asking the karaoke guy to play let it go from frozen so he can sing it in a falsetto
He's hot....knda sweaty, drunk smells like feet....but he's hung like a whale....so in other words totally your type
I sharted in my christmas pjs :(
Why does 10AM Spanish always turn into a discussion about my sex life?
He said he would get me a helmet and bedazzle it with my name and address so the cabs would know where to take me
Best single mom victory - getting eaten out in my dodge caravan in the hospital parkade at midnight.Three words: screaming multiple orgasms.
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