Using pot as a way to stop crying probably isn't a good sign huh?
Meh, some people pop Prozac, you smoke weed. Po-tay-to. po-tah-to
it can't be normal that my body odor smells like fries
I just read the lonely terrorist on nwa had 40 more friends than me on facebook
Ive created a fbook group called "threesome" and invited two girls. Im not going to say a word and just see what happens.
In case you were wondering, my scare crow is wearing your outfit from last night.
Hello you've reached the get a clue corp. Our business hours are from take a hint to figure it out, eastern standard time. If you prefer to leave a message, don't, call back when you're not crazy, fat, and annoying.
I made him go down on me for 40 mins then pretended to pass out. I swear, I'm like a boy.
I found your bra. How you get it off the satellite dish is your problem.
i don't think they understood the house was collapsing. they kept dancing and jumping and asking for more cups.
After you tried speaking to him in whale you asked if you could see his "blow hole." That's how bad it was.
Still no second date. Guess you shouldn't show guys your taser on the first date.
Sorry about the nipples in that snapchat. It was meant for the Australian.
if jesus wore shoes made out of pure flavor and hurricane kicked u in the face thats how it feels to eat pizza bites right now
So I "accidentally" brought my road beers into church for this wedding
And they fell out of my pocket on the pew. Made quite a noise...safe to say I'm batting a thousand
Do I masturbate or eat a pound of matazah. Alissa help what do I do??
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