All he was doing was sitting in the car, staring. We asked him what was wrong and he just turned, smiled, and said "everything has its own pair of boots"
You basically tried to anal probe my passed out friend with a lamp
The fact that I pulled something plastic out of my mouth after taking that shot is starting to concern me.
so does the 200 for rent and 150 for utilities include the never telling my boyfriend about the guys i bring home.. or is that extra?
It is too early in this hangover to be seeing some guys ass crack.
NO. ANAL IS NOT A GAME.
I shaved my legs and got a bikini wax, I don't care what I take home as long as it has a penis
At the bar, some guy bumped into you and you screamed "hey, don't touch what you can't afford sunshine!"
He is really drunk but I just found $20 so it's like I am getting paid to babysit
In 2014 only three boys have seen my boobs so far
With a butt like mine I'll never have to pay for Netflix again.
Sex on the trampoline with your two best friends cheering you on: PRICELESS.
This is the third time this month a guy I’m not dating has dumped me. How is this even possible???
So learned a new trick last night.... Taking body shots from my own tits... Mom would be so proud
Im 76 percent sure I took a fully clothed shower last night.
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