awww and there was just a proposal on stage with the pussycat dolls !!!!!
Did someone propose they get off the stage?
I'm going to skip that pointless convo with Mark, stick with the "we're talking" status, and bone barely legal, borderline gay, preppy guys on the DL.
I think I suffocated him while I was riding his face
i had choclate birthday cake for breakfast and am currently flossing my teeth w a condom wrapper. at work. hot mess for 200 alex
She actually was beyond drunk but she for some reason kept calling herself a demigod and made me drive her to a bookstore
It's a sit down to pee kind of hangover
I'm literally taking a shit naked holding a bottle of wine.
I got back from work this morning after working the night shift to find an NFL player scaling the side of our apartment...from your window. He just took sneaking out to all new level. Care to explain?
I think that about sums it up, actually.
you guys have a strange definition of the word fun. I would have said dangerous, terrifying, or life-threatening. of course, bowling can now be described the same way.
We had to go. She called the bartender a thundercunt.
Baruch atah adonai DAT ASS DOE
Well yeah. But im not sure i trust the black out drunk high girl giving life advice
i can't hookup with him because someone else bit my vagina
He showed up soaking wet with a flashlight and a ping pong ball. I couldn't say no
Well we've always known you have a weakness for guys with balls in their hands
we should get together and get drunk.
On a Monday?
don't discriminate against mondays.
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