She refered to her bed as the "cockpit"....I understand that this morning.
the tow truck driver and i bonded while discussing our experiences with four lokos
It's what America was founded on: former hookups referring you for a job four years later.
They asked if I was about to puke and my response was to laugh and suddenly throw up. Continuing my asshole streak I kept laughing while still vomiting.
you can't tell me it's over and send me pics of you and your cat?
I'm not considering your visit a success until we've fucked every cock in the ethnic rainbow...between the four of us we should have it done by x-mas
Def something wrong w taking plan b with your daughters juice box
you took a picture of the hospital bathroom and sent it to me
I need a costume
Dude just wear a bra or something hahaha
Spotify knows me way to well. You mention swinger club and guess what it shuffles to? Danger Zone by Kenny Loggins
What type of bandaid should I use on my clit
So I just got motorboated by my grandma…
I cannot believe I accepted his penis into my body.
I think I hear the ice cream truck
I could be going crazy though
NO IT IS THE ICE CREAM TRUCK IT'S ALMOST AT YOUR STOP
I was singing Colors of the Wind and swigging vodka and still felt like more of an adult.
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