My dad just told me if I'm going to smoke pot, to make sure I use a clean needle. WTF?
seems the shocker is way more shocking if u get the fingers wrong
We have sex, then he cooks. It's like a fantasy.
she's like bobby knight all she does is scream and point
My brain is officially off for summer until late august. If that guy wants to fuck me, he better do it soon.
forced to watch US open for father's day. only perk is discovering dustin johnson...reeeeally hoping that this golf sex addiction thing is contagious
throwing condoms aimed at his crotch probably isn't the politest way to ask for sex
You tried to call "time out" during the sobriety test.
In either case, seeing now as it's basically two couples, unless we're planning to have a good old fashion orgy I think this isn't going to work out so well.
I'm covered in European cum. How's your day going?
Our conversation concluded a weekly schedule of casual sex in between classes.
Who are you to come into MY house and tell me when I can or cannot take my pants off?
Still pimpin that dick in the cornfields. Now it's just transferred to the local bar.
I'm now using my vagina for good, not evil. Trying to restore balance to the force.
I resent the implication of a jizz addiction
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