does wine, beer, and vodka mix well??
dude, everything can mix, this is college.
I never want a future conversation of ours to include the words "quart of semen" in it
Can you imagine it being physically possible any other way unless the cows are unnaturally flexible
period poops. best. ever.
omigod im sitting here with ben and he and i both got that...chick you totally just mass texted that...
we're going to dress like we're asking for it, because we are
She looked at me and said there is a 90% chance I am going to puke in the next 10 minutes. 10 minutes later she is in jack in the box throwing up. She has amazing timing.
I need to start giving them away because owning 20 dildos is never going to get me a boyfriend.
They were greeting people getting off the 48 with green beers and cheers. The one day I decide not to take the bus home...
We don't have a lot of plans besides weed and cake
Drank a fosters this weekend and last weekend. Listening to down under 5 times a day. Spent 100 dollars on a sleeveless men at work shirt circa 1983. We don't leave for another 5 weeks. I call it pregaming.
According to the red cross, I'm not suppose to do anything strenuous for the next 24 hours. That means you're on top.
So it's national ass day?! I love October. No bra last Saturday and now ass day. This is my month. God is dedicating this October to me!
She really is something else.
Words cannot describe what though. The best way to describe her is to say it like watching a bear and a whale have sex. You don't know why it's happening or how. But it's rather funny and you can't look away.
did you just send me my own nude
New goal find someone I love enough to use these Japanese pancake flavored condoms on
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