I'm eating all of the evidence.
I took off my clothes and she wanted to have sex. But then she changed her mind. So we ended up fucking through her panties or something. I don't know it was weird.
I feel like my life has just been one 21 year long episode of "i shouldn't be alive"
True Life: I hate vaginal excretions
I faked it too. I just spit on your bed.
If I squint, he looks like Jude Law. But that's kind of a weird face to make during sex.
If taco bell and midol can't fix her, she's in gods hands now.
you told that cab driver that when the 3 of us come togehter it means happiness and love
Her idea of kinky involved a tazer
wtf?
I'm going back tonight
So high I started crying because I was proud of Snoop Dogg for becoming Snoop Lion
We got to his house at 7am and two random guys were on the couch shot gunning beers saying we were late for the party
he has to serve us drink and appetizers in his french maid costume for the Pirates game tonight. Bring everyone.
well theres no bloody mary mix at the campus bookstore so i dont even know what its good for
just saw a kid waiting at the door of the stairs for the elevator. there is no elevator in this building. get on his level.
just bought safety googles to wear so he can cum on my face and not in my eye. SAFETY FIRST!
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