I'm looking for sex. Do you know her?
What's the politest way to tell someone that you're only interested in them when they're naked, and even then it's just like a passing "meh?"
Brandy, I need a picture of your boobs. Not time to explain.
now i know why i became what i already was.
Ah, I knew it wouldn't be long before my boobs were introduced into the conversation.
I don't know what he did but now I'm terrified of mustache rides and it's only movember 3rd
The number of injuries I get impersonating Shakira while drunk is getting ridiculous. Sprained vagina, dude.
Me and the guy at the liquor store are on a first name basis, college is all about networking.
A talk about Arizona woman's rights politics has never turned to sex so quickly before.
All is fair in love and war and toga parties
He and I are in a competition of who can sleep with the most people at work. We're tied at two. I could win this if they'd stop hiring damn straight girls.
He said he loves me but he haven't eaten me out yet. So I don't think he means it.
i think im in europe. pls send help
It's slightly odd going to a booty call during morning rush hour with everyone else going to work.
He had a tattoo of the Batman logo around his asshole. I noped right the hell out of there.
Randomize
