in pain and im wearing pink underwear
so?
i dont own pink underwear
I'm worried someone is gonna take a black light to my work computer. But the connection is faster here.
His shopping cart was nothing but malt liquor and zucchini.
There r osticjed everywhere
Just so everyone's clear, it was already on fire when I got there.
we hotboxed my bathroom. with nine people and two dogs.
I decided that Calgary can keep my underwear. They earned it.
Taking Gomer to the ER. He tore something trying to stretch his nutsack enough to put his balls in his own ass. I need new friends.
You then showed up downstairs in only a robe, telling everyone how you were "the most chivalristic fratstar ever."
Maybe there is a secret pocket full of cocaine in that spiderman wallet.
This is why we can never be together. Well that and we r married to other ppl but that's very minor detail compared to the coffee issue
Would it be weird if I bought knee pads and shin guards to fuck in my car?
They're the one who can profit the most when given the opportunity for blackmail.
At least that's how I've always seen it whenever I've been the Designated Driver.
That simultaneously explains everything and makes me very very terrified of you.
For some reason she gave me a handjob. It was all very confusing
Dude. If you guys end up really liking each other, the color of his pubes won't matter. I wouldn't break a sweat.
Randomize
