She wanted to test if her costume allows her to still have sex in it. It does
woke up with ski boots on and a kayak in my room... birthday successful? i'd say so
The best was having to tell my 16y/o cuz and her bf that we could see him fingering her in the inner tube. Lucky for them, I'm the cool cousin... and was river-level fuckedup.
she's throwing things again.. almost stabbed herself in the eye with a fork.
Yes theres a double standard. Get over it. Fuck the critics and go be the slut you were born to be
Freedom, beauty, truth, and love to all. I also probably have syphilis
Well still if someone cared enough about u to wish an unwanted child or a disease on u ..u must have been doing something right
Her virginity is one of the last things that remains of our childhood.
He just told me what he wants for his birthday. "a noise complaint" he also said he wants to be the cause of all the noise but he won't be the one making the noise.
In other news, I apparently ate my retainers while rolling last night.
Last night you said you were going to stop drinking and then proceeded to dip cookies in your vodka.
Sadly that explains a lot.
Saw a girl lying on her back next to a fire hydrant. Not sure if passed out drunk or sleeping under the stars
wait nvm its a dude
my experiences serve only to benefit you young virgin
LOL he's a hopeless romantic now? 🤔 I'd say giving him a bj in a freakin softball dugout isn't the most romantic thing but it still happened
I just tripped over a but plug that was on the floor. It's 430 in the morning
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