I realize now. I should have just made out with everyone and anyone when I had the chance.
i dont know why he would complain when i touch him there.
my mouth smells like i just ate out a crab.
So, I had a dream last night that girls approached guys at the bar and said things like "i would like to pleasure you tonight." No drink buying, no sweet talking or ANYTHING.....it. was. awesome.
some guy just walked up to the bench i was on, backflipped off of it, gave me his number and walked away....i love this city
she's lying on the floor with a bottle of vodka, belting shakira. plz advise.
So yeah never trust sex tips from yahoo answers
I'm getting a collar when he gets back in to town! That's like the bdsm equivalent of getting his class ring!
Still pimpin that dick in the cornfields. Now it's just transferred to the local bar.
You have not lived until you've had your brains fucked out on a broken down Tunnel of Love ride. Life is good.
Your life has no conflict it's just a blur of sex and Netflix
How did you end up breaking into that laundromat at 3am? I saw the snapchat but like..... How?
That jawline could fucking have its way with me.
The police report said i was screaming at someone that wasnt there, then the cops told me to call someone sober and i called mike to tell him "They are trying to arrest me for stealing information from the FBI" at that point they took me to jail.
I'm in the liquor store and fucking "Wannabe" by the Spice Girls is playing. IM ALREADY ASHAMED OF MY REASON FOR BEING HERE, GIVE ME A BREAK.
Randomize
