chicago's viagra triangle is not unlike the bermuda triangle in thatt things just get lost...... planes, ships, dignity, virginity, etc.
nothing this campus sells is worth it. not even sex.
Friends bring friends secret work margaritas. my pink water bottle is in the cupboard
You sprayed lysol all over me. You said that my soberness was infecting your night.
Its a good night to get drunk in my onesie.
I woke up with no pants, someone elses shirt, but my new years crown still on. That is dedication.
You called me at 4am shouting drunk shit about Poland and asking me to 'come out and play.' Where the fuck were you?
Poland
And think got sick again from going outside naked. Word to all females...don't try the naked trench coat thing.
He somehow pantsed the bouncer and tipped him over before cartwheeling and skipping away? Help me find him.
I just woke up on an unfamiliar floor, my shoes are gone, my suits covered in red lipstick and chocolate, and Im wearing sunglasses that say "Maid of Honor".God damnit I love this country.
When the theology professor asked me what touched me most about this trip to Rome, I guess "the guy from last night" wasn't the proper response.
One door closes, one man cooks for you through the next open door
Woke up with a padlock locked onto my ear gauge and the first of many sticky note clues on my chest leading to the key.
If youre worried about being stabbed, you probably shouldnt be there.
I'm not sure what happened. There's a frozen waffle in the floor and he's walking around with a curtain rod and making planes out of bread slices...
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