I would have done the walk of shame but I couldnt walk
I just want to know how you cleaned her puke off the twister mat with no gloves. And didn't throw up
Did u pay ur friends to not make fun of me?
Just realized the hot girl at the office got a boob job over the Holiday.....she is now super-hot girl.
I showed remarkable dignity in such a compromising situation. Except I came off as sort of a blue ball giver.
thats because you have standards... and i have a thing for guys that give me free drugs.
He fingered me and now wants me to go get plan b because of it. WE'RE IN COLLEGE.
If you say no to drinking on a Monday then I'm going to take you to the hospital for a MRI
I basically have sex lined up for me in three different countries. If that's not a feat I don't know what is
Currently hot boxing a fort I made on our snow day... This is legendary
That moment when a stripper is the one that makes the two of you have to define the status of your relationship...
what food is Colorado known for?
Pot brownies.
Emojis can't explain what he felt when that ass dropped
Do you think my laundromat will notice that the bloodstain on my sheets is in the shape of a face?
Hey! Its not the first time I've been eaten out in a bridesmaids dress in a church by a groomsman!
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