I glued a penny on the door Tricia believes its Patrick Swayze haunting our apartment. Fuckin potheads.
im sure we could have fun without alcohol but i just dont wanna chance it...
he wrote me a grocery list while i was passed out. every other item was gin. it went on for 4 pages.
My ex best friend's ex fuck buddy is visiting. There was no other option but day drinking.
Its like the unofficial aniversary of the loss of her virginity. And I will be giving tours of the spot they did it in and showing how I'm serious when I say the grass doesn't grow there anymore.
I don't remember its real name, I just call it the Harrison Ford Cush after that idea with the Indiana Jones mask. I should just get high and sell people my ideas for their Halloween costumes all the time. I'd make a fucking fortune.
P.s. remind me to tell you about the porno that Paul envisioned starring you. It's wizard of oz themed.
As if right now I am a humanitarian. Full story to come in the morning. It involves sex.
I just want to be naked all the time but not in a sexual, come-hither and look at my ass sort of way. In a slightly chubby yet not ashamed way as I eat Taco Bell and lay on soft fuzzy blankets.
Sorry bud. Having a shitty day because the GF broke up with my wife and I. We really liked her too
I know you're having some issues right now but can we focus on the gangbang?
Everyone is all excited about the iPhone 7 being water resistant and I'm only concerned with whether or not it can be destroyed by salsa or cum
the guy working the counter at the liquor store noticed i got my haircut and said it was pretty.....
I'm trying to secure Christmas dick. Idgaf if he has strep or not.
The beauty of his penis is distracting me from the fact that he was born after Princess Diana died
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