We have nothing in common but the sex rocks, would it be awful to develop a drug habit just to have a topic of conversation?
after last night i think it would be a good idea if i wrote a will... you know, just in case.
My main thought on the Olympics: I need LESS cowbell.
What the fuck. The girl next to me just looked at her phone, put her stuff away, and popped a birth control and ran out of class. Lucky fucking guy.
i secretly love the power trip of being their RA & busting these idiots for everything i did as a freshman
Sleeping with two different guys who share a driveway is getting increasingly challenging to keep secret
so, does the "dick the size of your forearm" thing run in the family then?
using the campers leftover pizza money at the bar. Definition of great counselors right here.
Yeah I fingered her in the crowd and the dj saw it and gave me props over the speakers. I got so many high fives.
We didn't have sex because he locked himself in the bathroom and passed out while he was taking a shit. I cuddled with his cat.
He ate shrooms at 9:30, said, "see you later," and left. I am alone on New Years.
Ok, so technically yes she wore a red tank top to the stoplight party. But under it was a yellow bra and green panties.
Dude, where are you?
In back
of car
... whose car?
His chest is so hairy i want to pet it with my nipples.
Alas my dad DD'd me. Legit cock blocked to the highest degree
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