Is Jonathan Taylor Thomas a gay? I need you to google search it for me. Its important
Definitely locked eyes with the stripper who gave me a lapdance last night as she walked by me and into the Ann Taylor Loft in Times Square.
According to Glamour magazine, experiencing sexual pleasure helps you live longer. I am dying an early death.
he told me not be awkward when his girlfriend comes tomorrow. and then he made out with me
Just tried my new showerhead. Sex with Brian will never be the same.
You compared your dick to a twizzler. In no way, shape, or form is that a turn on.
His beard is glorious and he smells like barbecue. Introduce me to him.
Challenge: Try to have your balls hanging out in every picture you take tonight
Challenge Accepted
I'm going to die alone in my chair and get eaten by my cat. That kind of break up.
I learned something last night. Strippers can be on house arrest?
These cutoffs are too tight but my ass looks like Freedom
My manager said you offered to make out with him to ensure I keep my job if I didn't show up to work today
how I know last night was a good night: this morning I found a bottle of tapatio, a bag of chicken and a bag of popcorn in my purse.
I just pulled back the shower curtain to reveal Cinnamon Toast Crunch and a spoon in the bathtub. Ambien is a hell of a drug.
Well I told him I’ve got the flu....he said he’d wear a condom
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