She went from zero to smokin in five shots
I asked him if he wanted to go to my place, he said i could go but he was gonna stay
found: crazy homeless guy quoting Quagmire lines to every chick he sees. i think i win the scavenger hunt.
I will give you a bj if you get me food. NOT A JOKE. FREE BJ.
distance makes the heart seek blowjobs from girls that are closer i heard.
She stared for a good 10 seconds before calling my dick "awe-inspiring", and then proceded to give me blueballs. All in all the ego boost made my night break even
drunk taco night MLK would want it this way.
I want to break up with him.....but he has a george forman grill...like I need that
Clearly that person doesn't understand how efficient getting drunk and working out at the same time is.
Guess who has two thumbs and just fell outta his car and almost peed himself
I must have some kind of deep rooted instinct that tells me when a boys virginity needs to be taken.
And I also succeeded in getting kicked out of a bar when I was drinking straight from the vodka bottle at our table.
I don't need to know how horny your mother is, hun.
As a member of the kink community, I feel grossly misrepresented
You almost lost your european virginity to a Peruvian man waering a do-rag in a port-a-potty.
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