"You squeeze, we tiip biiiiiig" JB
come over anyways, right now, right this second
it can be a super quick quicky, then you can go back to studying
wow, that sounds SO fun, please stop enticing me with premature ejaculation
nobody is as good of a wingman as me. i make whoever im with look like mark wahlberg during his underwear model phase
dont get me wrong, i like when a guy is into my boobs but when he started saying mama i want milk let me suck, i gathered my shit together and bounced.
so, not only did she give him head while i was asleep next to them, apparently, it was bad head...
Are you serious?
yeah... as often as she does that, you'd think she'd be good at it...
I feel as if I owe my bloodstream some tequila.
just saw a former disney star do a keg stand. her life choices have improved.
Question. Will thrown up fruit loops go down the shower drain?
i told you the emergency thong was a good idea.
All my credit cards need to be pressure washed
No, we got so into acting out our role play characters we didn't even fuck. still sucess.
"I'm in the bathroom. Only place I can sit and relax without that girl trying to give me a lap dance."
Can you bring me some underwear? I feel uncomfortable going underwear less at a Remembrance Day ceremony.
Last night was just a whirlwind of Mario Brothers and sex.
I just got a snapchat of a flaccid penis with the caption "happy belated valentine's day." What did I do to deserve this
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