your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
im pretty sure you tried to fart so bad you accidently pissed your pants at my party.
I may or may not have puked in my RA's suggestion box.
Is it weird being in the house without any roommates?
Nah, just masturbating louder
This morning is cloudy with a high chance of vomiting all over the dentist. Stay tuned for further updates.
It's barely 9 am & I've already had an ice cube IN my vagina
Hunting for men at chipotle... I feel like I should be more disappointed that this is the way my life is going but I'm really just excited for the potential.
He legit asked if he could come over for a hug. I feel like I've been booty called by a 12 year old.
Omfg amy I'm not kidding you I think a blow job is what landed me in the hospital
I fucking give up. OKC is where small penises go to disappoint me.
No one parties "Full Karen". She once broke a couple up at the bar, ate the girl out in the bathroom and took the guy home.
how should I feel if a guy kept complimenting my bangs while I was giving him a blowjob?
I just used a gift card from my in-laws to buy their daughter a vibrator. What even are morals?
I would also like you to tell your human bio class that I successfully smoked out the flu. 103 degree when I woke up yesterday. 100degree after one bowl. 4 more bowls and 16 hours later all that's left is a cough
He broke through his window then signed his name on the biggest peice of glass from it. I think they framed it and named it 'best party ever'
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