This old guy in denny's is sitting alone and he is looking at us and laughing for no reason
well I can't set my house on fire every night
does he have a tent? the camping kind not the boner kind.
just convinced brandon semen are bugs that crawl in your pants and make gooey juice. now hes convinced he has them lmao
I think her nose is broken... but I think she's just drunk enough to fall for the whole "sex releases endorphins, so it'll feel better" line.
Just wana tell you im wearing assless jorts tonight. Ive been waiting my whole life for this.
I am not saying a eulogy for your vibrator.
Dude she has the ugliest blow job face ever.
I am at 2.05 miles in under 11 minutes. So either this thing is broke or I should always work out wasted.
Pretty sure I'm taking the break up well. Alcohol made me okay with it and drugs keep me agreeing with why I dumped him in the first place.
Walking in on a gay threesome, with a girl in the corner watching and taking vid is a reason to not only knock, but to never go to Savannah.
You're just gonna have to make the sacrifice man.
I'm trying to hide in the table.
So.. I was kinda upset i got the bad fuck out of the situation
I want to be her friend more than I want to fuck her boyfriend.
She ripped her shorts off and yelled "VAGINA TIME!"
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