He is such a gentleman, he paid for my plan b
After going down on me he either said "there, it's over" or "there's an odor"... I couldn't hear him and was too embarrassed to ask him to repeat himself. I just got dressed, grabbed my bag, and left. So I don't think there's gunna be a second date. =(
Ended up passed out drunk in the neighbors lawn, still in costume. Neighbors thought I was a lawn decoration. Ten points for best Halloween ever.
tonight's goal was "most regrettable decision" and you bring wine coolers?
Sex should be hot, sweaty, messy, and a little painful. At no point should it involve tiny rocks
I can't really talk right now. I'm getting on a plane to Oregon to go give a guy a bj. I'll see you in three days.
Honestly, your dog is in better hands with that homeless guy.
We stole a cat. That is all you need to know.
Buying Plan B right after a lecture on feminism. It's nice to know who I can thank for that right.
They wear helmets and mouth pieces when they drink...u down?
Dude you were sitting on a bench on the street with her for 45 minutes thinking you were on the bus
do you ever feel so high you're swimming backstroke and then you realize you're still laying in bed on tumblr
He passed out. I tried to set his chest hair on fire.
I made out with my moms boyfriends son last night. Thanksgiving is gonna be reeeal fun!
cant one of your roommates drive you?
You came in my eye once. You owe me.
ill be there in 20
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