She needs to learn what's it like to have sex with someone and regret it the next day.
Ah, I knew it wouldn't be long before my boobs were introduced into the conversation.
Walk of Shame today included voting.
I can't begin to describe what I look like walking through the grocery store with this outfit and chocolate syrup.
someone wrote on his wall: "congrats on your engagement"
I think you may want to look into that...
This is actually a pretty big deal for him. I mean, he contacted a stranger out of concern for someone else instead of for sex.
That does show growth.
SHE GRABBED MY FULLY ERECT DICK IN A BAR AND STUCK HER TONGUE DOWN MY THROAT AND I COULD NOT CLOSE
True enough. Do you ever think that these girls grandparents ghosts are watching you masterbate to their granddaughters and look at you in Shame?
It's always awkward in the office the day after your boss sends you a dick pic.
Just woke up, shitty hungover, and realized that every article of clothing I slept in was backwards, bra included. Fuck you, gin. Fuck you.
let me just inform you that suppository-ing xanax is glorious
He just chose domino's over sex. ARE YOU KIDDING ME?
I don’t understand his energy
What? Nice? Lmao
I miss the pre Covid days when we could meet men in bars. Hitting on guys in the grocery store is just depressing
i can feel my liver failing just LOOKING at that thing
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