once he started yelling at me in latin, i wasn't sure what we were fighting about anymore...
Hes far too high and trying to explain daylight savings time to me. Help?
I just farted. And everybody around me is looking at the fat girl to my left. I win.
Do the low cut shirt test. If he stares at your tits even in front of your brother, he's down.
He was in me and said I can't believe this happened because of facebook. MOOD KILLER.
We totally just fucked in a closet. These vacations with his family are causing creativity I never thought I had.
Well on the bright side, I only need a sophomore to complete the fuck-a-guy-from-every-year-challenge.
I ended up driving home on my birthday, he opened the door to puke on the highway, and animal balloons were flying out of the car the entire time. The people behind us got a show.
Sitting on an airplane reeking of booze, sex and shame while surrounded by families coming home from Disney. This is not one of my finer moments.
you're expensive. Idk about all this. What happened to free make outs?
Sobriety and mild self-respect
Do you think I should still be the condom fairy for Halloween even though I'll be like.. Almost 8 months pregnant?
Dude. Going to the Theme park the day after the 4th of July was the worst idea I've ever had.
is that a dick in a sweater?
Bruh. He just said the words "cyber sex"-is it 1999?
I cannot believe I am seriously having a conversation about my best friend's sexual prowess as a dream lesbian.
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