well there was some sort of sex marathon going on in my house last night..jess and i vs my parents...and im ashamed to say that we lost and my parents out-sexed us
I'm gonna write a book, Things that go bump in the night: The story of Katelyn. Chapter one, my roommate is a dumb whore.
i wonder if she gts uncomfortable walkin bu when she knows we all know what her pussy tastes like
I heard from multiple reliable sources that she doesn't have a gag reflex. Of course I'm going to try to go home with her.
New discovery: conditioner is better for jerking off than baby oil. Fuck yes.
i'm just sitting here going through her tagged pics, covering up different parts of her face to try and figure out exactly what it is that makes her so ugly.
I lost a little respect for your boyfriend when I learned that he has a scar from a Cheerio.
Ya I guess if we compared our actions now with our actions 2 years ago. We are definitely in a constant state of shit showness.
Get you some cowboy.
In that sentence you are the cowboy. That is not saying you should get a cowboy for yourself.
Like I feel like I use my high IQ for the wrong things
Btw kudos to your tongue last night. Sorry about that lady jizz in your beard.
Or maybe I'll just keep introducing myself like, hello, they call me iane because I need the D. Applications are submitted online, women need not apply.
he sent a dick pic to my best friends phone for me cause mine died lol pretty sure he was regretting that night outta town.
You make me want to do things that I'm pretty sure are illegal.
I probably should have told her I was actually the drunkest one there before she let me pierce her ear
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