We need to have an Itty-Bitty Titty Committee mtg somewhere in the range of 5 minutes to ASAP.
Will you still be my friend if I read and enjoyed Twilight?
No
Totally smoking with fifteen year olds.
Harry Potter. Singing. Sobering up. In that order.
we are out of drugs. and patience. please bring former.
One day. I will touch his hair. I'm curious if it'll be like a soft cloud.
Would be fun, plus since its in public I'll keep my penis in my pants
Im pretty sure that girl just said "Im taking you home even if your girlfriend has to come too." Why are we here again?
She is the absolute last thing I would want to screw. Honestly. Fellating a porcupine. Higher on the list.
Wrestling for my wallet turned into us almost having sex in the middle of the hallway
Well watching will be involved...it'll just most likely be of me licking your penis instead of me trying to understand how Hans Solo goes up against the Galactic Empire...
I dreampt that we were shooting zombies while we having sex. Is that normal?
I want a battle ostrich, get me a battle ostrich and then come and make love to me
WHAT IS MY LIFE THAT THE ONLY PERSON INTERESTED IN FUCKING ME IS MY 6TH GRADE MATH TEACHER
Trying to decide if I'm relieved or disappointed that I didn't receive any fuck boi calls on nye
Randomize
