i got a mint flavored condom from wellness day...im kind of tempted to taste it
he told me that if i wanted to smoke he could make a piece out of my shoe. were keeking this kid around
he put a lighter in my cleavage and said "you're like another pocket!"
Its trashy in the best of ways. Like a stripper working to pay for college.
I'm not a creep or anything, just a lost soul looking for a good lay
Doing lines of cocaine in the bathroom and the word 'better' do not belong in the same sentence.
We all have our weaknesses that drive us crazy. We happen to have one in common, 21 year olds. Your secrets safe. Touch his penis.
Did you mean to cry when you finished last night? Or were you just that drunk?
There is not enough soap in the world to make me feel clean after last night. Im gonna need jesus for this one
I found out Naomi Campbell and I have the same birthday and I feel like that explains so much
Dude my body has gone into shock from not eating frozen pizza and chips. I've been shitting like Richard Simmons after a night out of twerking in a corn field
Should I have spent my entire pay check on Crown Royal and LSD? No. Do I regret it? Also, no.
Would it be weird if I bought knee pads and shin guards to fuck in my car?
I made him laugh his dick is mine
I just want to see his penis in the light. Is that a crime?
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