his internet history is a lot of porn, how to make a hovercraft and side-effects of jacking off too much
A friday without alcohol is hardly a friday at all
I was high enough to understand and function with 'flip' while playing brick breaker
Damn. I don't think I could ever be that high.
Did we fight the bathroom girl ? She just wanted to give us lotion and condoms.
No idea how he made them, but vodka water balloons were a horrible idea.
Dude, this guy showed up with a 40 and stayed for two days. I want that lack of responsibility
I been sleeping but occasionally wake up feeling like tiny elves are in my throat ripping my esophagus to shreds with their bare hands.
Somehow, you made that sound extremely magical and not at all painful.
What changed your mind?
Being sober
I just laughed at the word pudding. I have no idea whats going on right now.
I successfully convinced a drunk NDSU student that their school does not have a football team and another that they weren't in Fargo. I'm a dangerous sober shark in a sea of drunks.
Eh maybe I should give her a chance. Let's see where making a porno takes the friendship
after you left he started opening his bottles by smashing the neck against the edge of the fireplace and pouring beer into his mouth. it was about the manliest thing ive ever seen. its probably how lumberjacks open their beers... if they didnt have their axes handy.
Just got high and apologized to my vagina for getting chlamydia
I just tripped over a but plug that was on the floor. It's 430 in the morning
This sucks! All of the twenty something dick I was getting went home when the university closed
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