so the guy who showed me the apt today is now texting me and asking me out for drinks...he's at least 20 yrs oldr than me and highlights his hair, but part of me is wondering how low i can talk him down in rent during sex? wrong?
Had sex with him. My tampon is now in my brain. May need surgery.
i saw her thong sticking out from across the bar...that was my cue
Just wanted to make sure that my favorite hot mess is still alive. I dont need words, just a response of any sort. K hope youre living
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This is sufficient.
If its allowed to Tornado at 830am then Im allowed to have a beer and a cigarette at 830am
Come back. She's looking through naked pics of his exes on his phone and questioning him about them and I'm too drunk to walk away.
How is it that you get into at least one taco related fight a year?
I drank all the drinks. And jump off roof. Yay
I took in his dog. My exboyfriend still calls me for 2 things, blow jobs and animal rescue. I need to end this cycle
No. I'm laying on the floor naked. I almost made it to the shower
This could be the definition of living by yourself
we told the drug dealer that our car was dead and we needed a jump so he would bring the drugs to us...
You slapped the bar and yelled "daddys thirsty!" at the lady behind the bar
To be fair I was thirsty
When she told you not to yell you looked directly at me and screamed "Man, she sucks!"
if people come over to pregame will you hide my Oreos
My feet surprised me
I BLEED THE BLOOD OF MY ANCESTORS WHO FOUGHT SO BRAVELY FOR MY FREEDOM
cool u want pads or tampons
tampons please
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