Bea Arthur died yesterday
You shut your stupid mouth
Betty White is next, I just know it.
Betty White will never die! She's like Dick Clark. Rue McCalahan is next.
Will you Wikipedia Vin Diesel? Is he gay? It's important...
and then he said "my sister has the same underwear!" please come get me.
Very hungover, bought a newspaper and found my shorts from last night in the machine.
You took a bar mat shot.
I don't know what you're talking about. I just drank beer out of my own bellybutton by doing a backbend and letting it run down my body.
Getting high magically turns headaches into rainbows.
Congratulations on your lack of fetus.
I greatly enjoy being related to her. Even if is it only by a penis.
Bringing families together since 1987
..puke & rally mid art final. HAPPY CINCO DE MAYO!
Is selling savings bonds for acid money something a normal person does?
Hungover playing piano at a baptism I am the PICTURE of class I feel like I should be struck by lightning
He said he was Greek American and that is why my legs slammed shut. During the World Cup there are only Americans.
I wish I could take a screenshot of how things literally look from my eyeballs right now
Riddle me this: How does one check in at the Marriott, but wake up at the W?
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