:( I'm sorry!!!
sexual favors sorry?
absolutely not
meow
WTF. STOP SENDING ME ANIMAL NOISES. ITS FUCKING WEIRD.
I haven't been able to trust a girl since spanks came out
girl in the front row yawned. double jointed jaw. i know where i'll be sitting next class
We did face masks and fucked...he really isn't gay, what they say about europeans is just true
I think call of duty has replaced my masturbating. And I'm alright with that.
I booked us a cruise for November. Lose 20 pounds and don't cheat on me before then.
the most drunk i have ever been? possibly. the most drunk i have ever been on a monday? definently.
I feel like somebody ate me, then shit me into my bed.
OH FOR FUCKS SAKE! SOMEONE TOOK ME FOR A GODDAMN PROSTITUTE!! IM WEARING LEG WARMERS!!! THAT IS LIKE THE LEAST HOOKERISH THING TO WEAR!
His roommate walked in then asked "well did you at least finish". What a way to start your birthday
Just paid for my STD meds using a giftcard I got for Christmas. Thanks mom.
He surprised me with a puppy tail butt plug in his ass and wants me to fuck him
I just put on my bra while peeing. I fear this will be my big achievement of the day.
All I ever wanted was my bed, Tylenol, and total darkness. Instead I had a pervert with porno posters who blares german rock calling me tootsie pop. How was your saturday night?
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