I'm afraid that if I tell my sister I think Zachary Quinto is gay I'll have to put her on suicide watch for the next week or so
why does hillary duff have a greatest hits album?
Don't worry I'll hold the wheel while you cum
Its sad we have to plan out fun a month in advance. 30 sucks.
We need to either start getting drunk more often or one of us need to start doin drugs
Wtf? Why?
I want awesome conversations to show the world.
guess you're going to miss out on a groin massage and a frosty vagina
I wish I could save this moment forever and have sex with it regularly. Its just tht beautiful.
At one point I was giving him a handjob and I started singing Call Me Maybe
I woke up on top of his counter next to a pot of boiling water and an empty package of ramen... what happened to the ramen, we will never know.
IT IS EARTH DAY, RECORD STORE DAY, 4/20 EVE, AND SATURDAY ALL AT THE SAME TIME!
oh my god you are days, if not hours away from a dick pic. This is the day the lord has made rejoice and be glad in it
It's a beautiful day to be high as fuck
Woke up on my sisters couch, and it was like the start of a Terminator movie,my brother in law was passed out on the floor naked in the fetal position. We now call him Arnold. It was an epic night.
There's a hole in our hallway wall. Don't hate me. I'll fix it. It's only about the size of a beach ball. I promise to never scale walls in our apartment ever again. Don't hate me. I love you.
Naptime over. I've got fresh contacts and tequila. RAAAAAAGE!
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